Water Fun Meme

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Water Fun Meme



Choose Your Location:

1. Salt Water : Plenty of sun and salt and sand. And crabs. And sharks. Did you pick a nice, lonely stretch of beach? Or perhaps you prefer somewhere crowded to maximize your collateral damage, you menace, you.


2. Fresh Water : A still lake? Maybe a quiet, rocky little beach by the river? Either way, you know what time it is, right? Time to pretend to be a lake monster and drag your friend kicking and screaming beneath the water.


3. Pool : It makes up for a lack of ambiance with a dizzying array of things like lazy rivers, fake waterfalls and pool noodles. Is that water slide 17 stories tall...? You bet it is.


4. Other : All right, who filled the pool with orbeez.

Choose Your Item [OPTIONAL]:

1. Water Blaster : Shoots water up to fifteen feet, making you the indisputable ruler of the water.


2. Squirt Gun : Shoots water up to twelve centimeters, making it only slightly more effective than flicking water at someone with your fingers.


3. Fancy Drink with an Umbrella : Strenuous activity is too much work.


4. Giant Inflatable Doughnut : Why you choose to float, defenseless, in the middle of the water is anyone's guess.


5. Wildcard?? : Super-powered teenagers don't need your sad toys to have fun at the pool!

As always: remember to enjoy your drink of choice responsibly and respectfully!